Smoky Hollow Phases 1, 2, and 3

pBeez · August 27, 2019, 12:42am

Make sure your eggs are well packaged before you are catapulted back!

R-Dub · August 27, 2019, 12:44am

There is no gravity in SmoHo. Kane has it removed.

GucciLittlePig · August 27, 2019, 12:48am

You need to copyright SmoHo right now. And also make sure it catches on.

R-Dub · August 27, 2019, 1:01am

I hereby grant you the rights to it.

Edit: But I keep CoOfSloOrNoGoNoVoFoSmoHo3-0”

Mark · August 27, 2019, 3:16am

Nah man. Trebuchet is where its at. Much farther range.

Mark · August 27, 2019, 3:25am

Jones and West was a red light district going back to the early days of the rail road. The Oyster Bar has been there a very long time in older, seedier buildings, and serving stuff besides actual seafood.

dbearhugnc · August 27, 2019, 3:31am

Remember reading about the brothels on New Bern Avenue back in the 1890’s with John Stanhope Pullen having such a sterling reputation that nobody questioned his motives when he would be out evangelizing to the women working in those areas.

OakCityDylan · August 27, 2019, 5:48am

Simple! Elevator to the top, zip down. Elevator to the top, zip down. Repeat.

OakCityDylan · August 27, 2019, 5:49am

SmoHo.com is only $2,750.
I’ll go in with you on it. I’ll front you $100.

John · August 27, 2019, 11:55am

On, the jokes that I can make in response to this. I’ll refrain and let y’all use your imaginations.

John · August 27, 2019, 11:56am

If you took a digit off that price, I’d go in with you on it, but it’s too expensive. Kane would just find something similar and go around you anyway.

GucciLittlePig · August 27, 2019, 12:19pm

We could probably get ITBInsider to go in on this. They can’t get enough of SoJo (south of trader Joe’s, instead of midtown east)!

John · August 27, 2019, 12:25pm

I still think that he should have gone with SoJoNoCo (south of Trader Joe’s, north of Costco)

Mark · August 27, 2019, 1:08pm

All I see there is South Johnston, Not Coming because thats how I feel about it down there. But I digress.

TheNightHawk · August 27, 2019, 3:44pm

I’m curious about the design of phase I. Right now, it is shaping up to looking a lot like a Holiday Inn you would find in the suburbs. Then you have phase II, which looks similar to Stanhope on Hillsborough St. I like the look of Phase II way more because obviously it fits the industrial Smoky Hollow vibe… but Phase I, is just so… idk… I just wish Kane would have went more Industrial on phase I. They could have even done the entire thing in that dark brick… that would have been more industrial looking. With that cheap plastic siding and the white sections… meh.